Villains .:Adventure:.

A true villain would play the hero, blindly doing what the villain believes to be just and right and cast out any doubt of Nay Sayers. It is always the Hero to interjects to that passionate dream of the villain selfishly telling them no, and yet the Villain always returns, and tries again, and again. While the Hero once fallen is quick to revoke any responsibility and walk away never to return.

Fuck saving the day, Seize the day!
  • Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
  • Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
  • Me: I DID MY WAITING!
  • Mom: Oh, god, not again.
  • Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
  • Mom: Every time.
  • Me: IN AZKABAN!
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